How do you know your book is a total dud?
When you fall asleep after listening to the audio version after 60 seconds
…every single night.
Angela’s Ashes, I’m talking to you.
It won the goddamn Pulitzer and they couldn’t hire a professional reader to narrate this?
Instead they let the author to record it (WHY GOD WHY) in his old, heavy Irish accent.
In a word, terrible.
Juelles says: minus (-10) stars
It’s about goddamn time.
Wait, ALL of them?
Via my visa application:
"List all countries visited in the last 10 years."
Work = FML.
I’m freaking out and breaking into hives.
This has been the worst week of all time.
PAGE 34 HOLLA.
I’m taking a summer road trip in my mind
and this is what’s playing.