juelles / catherine / timmer
Christmas card outtakes with the sibs.
(sister + brother)
This is a MUST-SEE!
Juelles with sister, brother and scary snake in Miami.
How to Go Through Airport Security.
You guys act like you’ve never been to an airport before.
DO NOT BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE.
Here’s what’s up:
When you’re in the TSA line have your boarding pass and ID out already.
DONT GET UP TO THE OFFICER AND THEN LOOK FOR IT.
When you get into the screening line start unpacking your stuff before you get to the xray belt - unzip your backpack to take out your laptop, take off your jacket and jewelry, pat your pockets to see if you’ve got stuff inside, etc.
I’m not sure why no one can go through the line without remembering to take off their goddamn shoes or forgetting you have your cellphone in your pocket.
HAVE YOU ASSHOLES NEVER BEEN THROUGH SECURITY BEFORE?
TAKE YOUR GODDAMN LAPTOP OUT OF ITS BAG!
YOU CANT TAKE YOUR SUNGLASSES THROUGH THE SCANNER!
THERE ARE 150 PEOPLE WAITING BEHIND YOU, HURRY THE FUCK UP!!!!!
Please keep yourself and the plastic trays with your stuff inside moving.
Please hold onto your kids and fold up your strollers while you’re waiting to put it on the xray belt.
Please don’t be an ignorant asshole and make us all wait behind you because you can’t get it together.
GET IT TOGETHER!!!!
Do I want to be a girl or a woman?
Can I be young forever?
I used to have no hesitations about my life.
Do I have to act like an adult?
Do I want to keep traveling?
If I continue to be a gypsy, how will it affect my life as I get older?
Growing up is the most painful thing and I don’t know if its even what I want to do.
What am I doing with my life and where am I going?
Juelles Goes to Meditation
Dude, dude, dude, dude.
Is your life a fucking mess?
Do you hate everyone?
Overworked and don’t give a shit about anything anymore?
Can you sit still for an hour?
If you’re in the DC area (or anywhere, more on this*) you need to get your ass to this meditation class in Bethesda, MD.
Shit is UNREAL.
First of all, its free. You’re encouraged to give a $10 donation if you liked it.
It’s in a church. [Ed’s note: I hate going to church]. But it’s not affiliated with any religion, etc, just used as a meeting place.
You go, sit around and listen to this great speaker guide you through a relaxing and peaceful meditation. This requires no skill except for closing your eyes and listening.
This kind of tranquility is LIFE-CHANGING!
The speaker is a supremely talented lady with a soft voice and interesting thoughts and stories.
*If you’re not in DC you can still check her meditations out online.
These meetings are packed with people and yet so calming .. you’ll be zenning out in no time.
Worth a look!