April112014

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Yawn.

How do you know your book is a total dud?

When you fall asleep after listening to the audio version after 60 seconds
…every single night.

Angela’s Ashes, I’m talking to you.

It won the goddamn Pulitzer and they couldn’t hire a professional reader to narrate this?

Instead they let the author to record it (WHY GOD WHY) in his old, heavy Irish accent.

WUT NO.

In a word, terrible.

Juelles says: minus (-10) stars

April102014

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Dear Spring,

It’s about goddamn time.

Sincerely,
Everyone

April92014

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Wait, ALL of them?

Via my visa application:

"List all  countries visited in the last 10 years."

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Jesus Christ.

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RE: Stress

Work = FML.

I’m freaking out and breaking into hives.

Everywhere.

This has been the worst week of all time.

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MAGAZINE INTERVIEW ZOMG.
(!!!!!!!!!!)

MAGAZINE INTERVIEW ZOMG.

(!!!!!!!!!!)

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PAGE 34 HOLLA.

PAGE 34 HOLLA.

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March272014

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I’m taking a summer road trip in my mind
and this is what’s playing.